Crash, the Biker, walks into a pharmacy & says to the
pharmacist, "Listen, I have three biker babes coming over tonight. I've
never had three biker babes at once, & I need something to keep me horny,
keep me potent."
The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer & takes
out a small cardboard box marked with a label "Viagra Extra Strength"
& says, "Here, if you eat this, you'll go NUTS for 12 hours!"
The next day, Crash rides down to the same pharmacy, walks right up to the same
pharmacist & pulls down his pants.
The pharmacist looks in horror as he notices that Crash's Johnson is black &
blue with the skin hanging off in some places.
Crash says, "Gimme a bottle of Ben Gay."
The pharmacist replies, "BEN GAY?! You're not going to put Ben Gay on
your dick while it's in that condition?"
Crash says, "No, it's for my arms, the girls didn't show up."
Submitted by Pat Quick