Biker's Response to Blow job Etiquette
1. First of all, yes you are obligated to do it. If you don't we will find
someone (younger, prettier, and dirtier) who will.
2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon of cream is a hell of a lot easier than licking
a dead fish.
3. You want to talk about farting? does the word "queef" mean anything
to you?
4. I will use your ears as I see fit. Don't worry about it and be thankful I'm
not pulling your hair.
5. When you're on period, stuffing something in your mouth is the only way to
stop your bitching and moaning. Suck it up.
6. Speaking of which, if bleeding for five straight days, you need all the
fluids you can get, trust me.
7. You bitch about the taste , but trust me when I tell you that we get the shit
end of the stick in flavor country.
8. At least there is no danger of a dick bleeding in your mouth.
9. Play with the balls.
10. No matter how good you think you are at it, we've had better.
11. Caress the ass, too. WE like that.
12. Make hay when the sun shines. It's "wide awake" in the morning
now, but when you get old and fat and looking for some action, I gah-ron-tee
it'll be "sound asleep".
13. I If you swallow, then you don't have to worry about getting any on your
face, now will you?
Submitted by Biker Bob