Biker Corruption Test

Ever laughed at someone else's misfortune? 1 point

Ever tried alcohol? 1 point

Ever been drunk? 2 points

Ever play drinking games? 2 points

Ever fall down because you drank too much? 3 points

Ever drink enough to throw up? 4 points

bonus: throwing up on yourself or another person 1 point

Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before? 5 points

Ever been forcibly removed from a bar? 8 points

Ever participated in/finished a pub crawl? 5 points

Do you drink regularly, at least 3 times a week? 3 points

bonus: 1 point for each additional day (max. 7 points)

Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar? 4 points

Ever try pot, hash, magic mushrooms? 4 points for each one tried

Do you do drugs regularly? 4 points

bonus: at least 4 times a week? 4 points

Ever bought soft drugs? 4 points

Ever sell drugs? 8 points

Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit? 12 points

Ever used barbiturates? 8 points

Ever used hallucinogens? 8 points

Ever used narcotics? 10 points

Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours? 8 points

Ever been on a date? 2 points

Ever been felt up, groped? 2 points

bonus: to orgasm? 2 points

Ever had sexual intercourse? 6 points

bonus: on 1st date? 2 points

Ever had a bath or shower with the opposite sex? 5 points

Ever paid for sex? 8 points

Ever taken advantage of someone while they were stoned or drunk? 4 points

Ever get someone stoned or drunk to obtain sexual favors and succeed? 8

points

Ever engage in oral sex? 4 points

bonus: to orgasm? 2 points

Ever engage in anal sex? 6 points

bonus: to orgasm? 2 points

Ever engage in the 69 position? 4 points

Ever contract an STD? 12 points

Ever had sex without a contraceptive? 4 points

Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion? 12 points

Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week? 4 points

Ever had sex with more than one person at a time? 9 points

Ever had sex in a public place? 6 points

Ever had carpet burns in relation to a sexual act? 4 points

Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex? 10 points

Ever practiced bondage, masochism, or sadism for sexual gratification? 8

points

Ever used sex toys? 6 points

Ever pass out during sex? 5 points

Ever been responsible for losing someone else's virginity? 4 points

Ever masturbated while talking on the phone? 3 points

Ever bought something in a sex shop? 3 points

Ever licked or have someone lick: an eyeball--1 point

toes---2 points

ears---1 point

Ever have sex with a relative? 5 points

Ever make someone sleep in the wet spot? 6 points

Does necrophelia, pedophilia, or beastiality turn you on? 20 points

Ever been arrested? 8 points

bonus: If convicted - 7 points

SCORING

0-20 A life with the church is too corrupt for you.

21-40 You barely make our scale.

41-60 Approaching normal, you aren't much fun on a date.

61-100 Normal, you use your right hand like everyone else.

101-130 Above average, you've got a few tricks below the belt.

131-160 You're enjoying life to the max.

161-200 You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day

pass?

200+ You're going straight to hell.