Stuck In the Mud
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to
play together. One day, the two were playing when the
horse fell into a bog and
began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken
to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken
ran, back to the farm.
Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no
avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the
chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition,
the chicken sped off with a length of rope
hoping he still had time to save his
friend's life. Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to
see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and
he managed to get a hold of the
loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to
the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the
chicken then drove slowly forward and,
with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!
Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse,
and the farmer was none the wiser when he
returned. The friendship between the two
animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals.
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit,
and soon, he too, began
to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse
thought a moment,
walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking
underneath, he told the chicken to grab his
dick and he would then lift
him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and
the horse pulled him up and out, saving
his life.
The moral of the story?
When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Harley to pick up chicks.
Submitted by MotorPsycho